WARNING:

ANY NON-AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL ACCESSING THIS FILE WILL BE IMMEDIATELY TERMINATED THROUGH BERRYMAN-LANGFORD MEMETIC KILL AGENT. OPENING THIS FILE WITHOUT PROPER MEMETIC INOCULATION WILL RESULT IN IMMEDIATE CARDIAC ARREST FOLLOWED BY DEATH.

THE FOLLOWING FILES HAVE BEEN CLASSIFIED

TOP SECRET

BY THE ORDER OF SUPERNATURAL CONTROL & PRESERVATION CORPORATION

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

The file above is safe to download.

~ Blackout Innovations Team.